1. geothebio:

    pros to buying a pizza: pizza

    cons to buying a pizza: buying

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  5. Joke of the day.

    wanderoar:

    roseonabeach:

    frostedsammy:

    An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

    “Yes.”
    “Oui.”
    “Sí.”
    “Ja.”

    what

    Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

    stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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  6. liluminati:

    toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

    image

    without it its just

    image

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  8. -annoying:

    i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

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  9. fucking idiot
    – me to me (via guy)

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    13 minutes ago  /  419,858 notes  /  Source: hotsenator

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